My 1st Lesbian Wedding & my Goth Les Elvis act was a such hit every1 thinks I could do it as a profession lol!
But of course they sat me at a table with a blue haired poly queerdo (in a het relationship) who was super offended I had to terf out on her!
1st things 1st the wedding was an amazingly super cool Cinco De Mayo themed wedding at the Unity church here in Orlando & the after party was held at Barbs for a private goth night. I was so happy for my friend (even if she’s poly, hits on me, & gives me shit about being attracted to more feminine typically het passing bihets) , but her & her wife seem legit happy so I’m happy for them.
I’ve known Shelley yrs since I moved down from sofl & she’s an old school goth les from Miami too, so she's 1 of my dance floor goth scene friends. Which btw most guest where also goths, gays & from Miami so I fix right in socializing withe the DJs & the campy older gay dudes. The only people there not wearing black on black probably were the family members or some of her wife’s friends.
But it was a beautiful ceremony where of course they hired some renfest high priestess who played a magically flute & did a whole spiritual new agey wrist binding to tie the two of them together through this life & many more lol
My butchy friend actually wasn’t the butch in her relationship & had her hair, makeup done with really pretty flower gems in her hair for this & her wife wore the tie even though she's not exactly a butch at all. They are actually a very goth meet hippy kinda couple, but it was cute. All the wedding party they walked down with wore very casual i do crew black & gold t shirts. They got married both wearing combat boots with pink laces. I loved it 4 them cuz it all just fit their style completely.
It was a cool, humble & sweet wedding all together & I was honored I was invited & asked to be their Elvis. They got married to “I can't help falling in love” cuz that was their 1st dance & her wife is the super big Elvis fan.
I was super stressed going to this as like they moved up the time on me which cut into my practice, I haven’t done drag in yrs, my costume came like way over sized & my platform boots I had to wear not to step on the bell bottom flares of the pants broke last min before I left my house during my 1 full run practice so I literally duck tape ghetto repaired it. However all that stress was for nothing. They actually picked the best song for me to do a drag king routine too!
I picked up a few signature Elvis moves, but moving my pelvis just comes naturally to me & i threw in some New Kids on the Block moves for the Hunka Hunka burning love ending where yes I was going all Magic Mike to show off my sex sleave packer. In was all in good fun & there were no minors in the room!
I’m not a Terf becuz I’m uptight about sex or gender roles. Actually I’ve always been cool with adults playing around with it when it’s just a manner of harmlessly poking fun at it or expressing themselves sexually in ways thought of as reserved for the opposite sex. This is why I’ve always enjoyed doing drag & honestly I think I give any other Elvis impersonator a run for their money! I think I did the act justice & it was great to know that I haven’t lost my entertainer touch cuz it is a talent to work a crowd up to be a part of the show with you & get them to tip you. Of course I didn’t charge my friends even for the outfit though she offered to pay me real money for the gig a 150 for a 3min song isn’t bad, but it was my wedding gift to them & I felt it was good karma for me to be a part of their special day. However I was tipped nicely by the wedding guest & the wedding planners at Unity do want me to consider doing more lesbian wedding acts -which I just might cuz I lov love & this might be my stepping stone to becoming the lesbian Crooner I secretly want to be. But it's just a one off drag act for now. Though if lesbian venues were still a thing I know I could tour the circuit & star in Olivia cruises EZ. How I miss those days.
I feel so ripped off by woke & the dismantling of lesbian spaces. It really robbed me personally of so much, but I’m so happy lesbian can get married now even if I don't find tis at all a fair trade. In a way I joke about how if gay marriage was a thing I would of been lesbian divorced stripping to pay alimony, but I would of given anything not to have Andy or my exes cry about how we couldn’t get married & it’s really part of why those relationships ended (well other then I couldn’t give them babies either) Shelley is right that dating bisexuals usually doesn’t lead down the path of happily ever after. Most lesbians know this, but I just fall for the woman I fall for & always follow my heart on it.
Anyhow I think that’s why she put her bihet ex gf sitting at my table, but omg I had no idea how stupid woke & annoying about it her ex gf is. Literally within mins of meeting her & sitting down when the reception started she felt like she had to announce how queer & poly she is though her only date was her service dog (which idk if she even really needed or not). But whatever I would of let it all go if she stopped there , but no she felt she needed to educate the gay couple sitting with us & I was just like none of that shit is real you are just bisexual & in a het relationship there's only two sexes & cis is offensive AS. I announced right there & then that I was the biggest terf that ever lived & that I wasn’t gonna play along with any of that imaginary oppression bs that men in dresses are just that & that human beings cant change sex.
It comes too natural for me & while she might be like family to Shelley & in the wedding party circle were this could of blown up badly on me for being “transphobic at her wedding“ but I know the reality of the Goths & the gays that every1 is live & let live, but a terf deep down at the end of the day plus I had already been working my social game & there as the entertainment so I knew she would just find herself feeling uncomfortable & she made excuses why she left the table while the gay couple totally had my back saying they love my honesty & agree.
I fucking just wasnt in the mood to have some poly bihet who probably went solo cuz she wants to get laid by a lesbian tell me how privileged I am cuz I don’t have a gender identity or call me a bigot cuz I won't fuck a dude in drag. Nan I was super proud of myself for shutting down her nonsense as quickly as I did, & honestly I still was way to nice to her cuz she was Shelley’s ex & a guest like I was at her wedding on her big day!
So dealing with that was nothing in the bigger picture of how the event went for me, but on my terf SS I have to share that part of the story cuz it's like I can't go anywhere without this trans crap being pushed on me. These cult members are everywhere around me & they really can't help themselves to make everything about how fucking special class they are cuz it's the 1st thing they want everyone to know about themselves & all they want is to brainwash everyone else with it. I should of known with seeing the blue hair, but among Goths & gays I didn’t want to prejudge like that. However yeah typical woke spicey straight /bihet sitting with the gays trying to out queer us to hog up the oxygen in the room & make everything about being open to fuck men with a woman larping fetish or being turned on by playing along with women who cut their breast off to pretend to be her bf. It’s sick & so gross to me. Literally if Shelley says anything about trying to match me up with her I’ll have to give her the riot act, cuz yes obviously I’ve hooked up with my share of bihets w/bf who might of wanted a bf replacement or just sex however my limit is when they expect me to do drag in the bedroom & fake being a man fulltime. Nan def not for me & I just find it soo offensive. Never again would I ever give a sec of my attention to some troon talking woke joke of a woman. I just can’t tolerate any of it. Plus she really wasn't type anyways nor were any of the other guest which were mostly coupled up & scene goths I already know from the clubs, but I wasn't there for that anyways.
I was more in the mood of thinking about my dream lesbian wedding & who I would invite etc etc. Maybe 1 day I won't be the bachelor of butches & I’ll have the Vamp Goth blood ritual event at the Castle I want for myself w/ that special “I can’t help falling for” even if rn I don't trust my own feelings on that part to get me there cuz well we all know what my luck with that has lead lol even if thoughts did run through my head the whole time I was there thinking to myself what a sucker I am.